Holy butthole

Oh my God.... Something incredible happened yesterday.

I mean, incredibly weird and uncomfortable for the person involved.... But oh so amazing. I mean it's an amazing thing to see. So awful and horrible yet hilarious...

I goofed around with Freya (I stole her lollipop) and said I hid it in Frost's pants... Haha Here's where the fun begins.
I shoved it in his pants and she was so angry with me. Frost stood there looking all violated and shocked and shit haha And I told him to just let Freya take it out cause she didn't believe me when I said that dad's shit out lollipops 😂 So she was so shocked and amazed when she saw the lollipop inside his pants ..

Here's the problem...



She got so excited.... So she grabbed it quickly without considering that it was in a confined space 🤷🏻‍♀️
And so she yanked it hard as fuck.......


With the stick pointing upwards 🥺🥺🥺 And then she pulled as hard as she could and Frost started screaming and was all like "oh my good OUCH STOOOOOP"!!

Turn out.... Freya flipped the lollipop upside down and shoved the stick up his ass 😬😐😐😐

Literally.up.his.Butthole. . . .  🥺

It didn't matter that he wore underwear underneath..... the stick  made a hole in them and... Yeah. It went right up.


Frost was in so much pain... And I felt so sorry for him but couldn't stop laughing 😂

Poor Frost got violated by a lollipop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He sat on the couch mumbling why the fuck I put that lollipop in his pants... he was so upset. 

I can't even...


I don't even know why I did it 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's like... I always respond, when someone's asking me where something is... I say "it's in my aaasssssss".

So... Yep.

I told Freya it's in his ass 😐

Aaaw balls

Aaaw man, I completely forgot to update my blog last week. That sucks....

I had a fuckton of pics too 😩 Balls.

Oh well, who the fuck cares really?

I mean, I've had a good week. Better yet, Freyster's had a good week. I seriously feel more complete when Freya has had a good time.

But anyway, like I said. It's been good for all parties involved.

If this slow head can remember, then tomorrow.... I'll try to upload some shit here 🤷🏻‍♀️

Buuuut I think most people already know how shitty my memory is haha
Personally I think it's part of my charm lol

But for now, I'll upload some pics from this weekend. It's been a really nice weekend ✨💙✨💙

Yep, this has been a really nice midsummer. Freya had so much fun~
And I loved seeing those warn dorky faces that I've missed 💙

This weekend has been full of fun, dancing, swimming, slushies, playing, bicycle riding, finding nintendo characters by different trees, chilling, eating good food and full of fucking love.

That's the most important part.
I like to fill my days with as much love as possible. 🤗

And today Freyster rose her bike to my brother's place, we celebrated his birthday (slightly late) but birthdays needs to be celebrated. He's a really important person in my life. In our life. Yep.

Anyhooo.... I gotta go wake up my man right now. He fell asleep next to me in the couch haha it's freakin' bedtime anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's Sunday Funday today. 😀

Sofi dropped by and took us out in adventures today haha 

I'm fucking exhausted now after almost 6 hours of playing haha From 12:00, till around 17:30ish? That's a looooong time of just playing and running around. 

So Freyster passed out on the couch next to me now, and I'm slowly drifting into a chill coma haha 🤗 

Sofi and Lykke was here last Friday too, but today was definitely a record in playing haha 😅

I'll post some pics later and shit... I haven't been posting things for a while yet again. I do this every now and then. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But I'm never quiet forever lol 

Good things in life

I've been having lots of Good things these days.
Apart from watching "Good Girls".

We've also been watching "Good Omens" (and finished it in two days 🤷🏻‍♀️) haha
Now THAT was amazing 🙌🏻✨

I reeeeeally liked that show 😀 Frost did too.

Yuuuuup.... Good show bro 🤷🏻‍♀️👌🏻
Plus, I've actually had a good day today. I have been waking up in excruciating pain lately...😒
And today, I tried it Frost's way.  And it might've worked. It might be cause I barely slept, but it could be because we tried it his way too.
Tomorrow morning we'll see for sure...



I hope y'all had a good day today too 😚

Roses

Frost gave me roses last week, and they're still looking oh so fiiiine~

I like those colors btw, like greenish pink 👌🏻✨

I guess it's kind of been an eventful week, and at the same time it hasn't?
Hard to say really 🤷🏻‍♀️

I did teach Wille and Freyster how to skate yesterday 🙋🏻‍♀️ that was fun.😎
And then we had to go back home partly cause it rained, but also cause I wanted to punch an old lady teeth in. 😬
... Do I look like a criminal?
Don't answer that.
But really, I'm out there with two little kids that are trying to learn how to skate, we're not bothering anyone... Josse's hiding from the rain under a roof... See, we were at a parking lot sort of, or more like a garage way? Behind out house. So yeah, it's wasn't OUR garage way I guess.
But this lady comes up to me in her shitty bitch ass car, saying it's private property and shit and that this little 4 tear old weasel ain't allowed to be there 🤬 And I tried sooo hard not to be a cunt. But I said I'll just call the housing association and ask if it's ok for the kids to be there once in a while since NO ONE'S EVER THERE. That's why I picked that place, since no one ever drives there and there's no people... It felt like the safest place.
And that woman responded, No you don't have to call cause I'm the vice president of the housing association 😑😑😑 Motherfucker..... I'll still call, and I'll still check up on the rules and shit.

Ah and the other day I ended up eating sushi for two.  I ordered sushi for me and my sister, but somehow that didn't happen and I ended up eating it alone. Frost hates sushi unfortunately 😒
(But this tempura roll was yuuuuumz)

Well, anyway.... I've been nodding on and off for a while now. Like, it's 1am now. So of course I'm tired... But I also have a massive migraine right now. And I've had it for hours and hours....I was hoping that it would've gone away by now, but noooo... Can't be THAT lucky now, can we?
Nope

I felt it coming along rather strong and fast earlier today... So I thought maybe it'd explode tomorrow. But it came today instead. So tomorrow it's just going to get worse. And I'm babysitting theeeeen..... Till fucking Sunday.....


Fucking yay.

Mothersday

It's Mother's Day here in Sweden today. (And it was the american mothersday on frost's birthday I think 🤔)

And look at what my wee little weasel got me~

I love Lillies of the valley, and Freyster picked a bouquet of them for me 😍 (and her flower picking skills has improved quite a bit too~) haha 🤗 That alone made my day. But I also got a very nice hand cream from "Happy Naturals" with argan oil in it 🥰  I kinda love hand creams and face creams (and I mean good ones. And by "good ones" I mean amazing, organic, healthy and nutritional ones) Too picky? Nah. 🤷🏻‍♀️

And for my mother, me and Josse got her a black currant bush ✌🏻✨ That was a pretty good idea, considering me and my brother got her a small lemon tree 🍋 for her birthday. 

Oh and guess what.   

I made a friend early this morning. 

Mr. Hedgehog 🤩 He was very polite and open-minded. So rare to find open-minded and polite gentlemen these days 🤷🏻‍♀️

So all on all, I've had a good mother's day. And a real good weekend with Frost. 🖤🖤🖤

Old friends

Me and Frost went out with two old friends of mine today. And it was really fucking nice~
Like... I dunno, it felt good. Like old times.
I'm glad I did this tbh 🖤

After a while it started to rain🌧️ and then that shit just came pouring down like cats and dogs 😬☔
But you know me... I like the sound of rain.

And after that we went to Taco Bar, and ate the best Chipotle salad ever (if I had to choose one dish to eat for dinner for the rest of my life...it'd be this salad. 👌🏻😍)

And let's not forget about those delicious Frozen Margaritas 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻✨ Goodness, they were the flavor of summer 🍓🌞

And after dinner, me and my snuggletree went and watched John Wick 3 👌🏻✨🖤
Which was awesome btw, in case you were wondering haha


Our sweet little Freyster has had a hoot in Zinkgruvan with Grandma & Lasse, so we figured we'd try to have a hoot this weekend too 🖤✨

Anthem ✨

Yoo~

So, I did some changes to my interceptor and my Ranger tonight 😀
And I feel like they're really "me" haha (it's kinda the same colors I stuck with in all the Halo games too ✔️)

So here's my interceptor haha

(Unfortunately she's not really a unicorn 😒)

And here's my Ranger 

(They're both named "Mama Jo" 😂)

Yep, now I'm satisfied 👌🏻✨

Gamernight

So, last night... I dragged Frost with me to take a "nap", so we could have the energy to play Anthem ALL night. (You see my plan there? Resting before the fun?)

Well... The idea was to wake up at maybe 8:30 in the evening. I thought an hour nap seemed appropriate.

Turns out I had turned off the alarm on my sleep I guess. And we woke up at 1:14am.... Yep. Woke up waaay past midnight 🤦🏻‍♀️

Which luckily was ok, since neither Marcus nor Lacey was ready to play. So we ate pizza and watched 'Rim Of The World' while they did their thang😁 

And then close to 3am, we all started playing Anthem. Yuuuuup. 

I had sooo much fun all night. These things are rare btw, since you can't stay up all night when you have a kid to take care of in the morning. (I mean, we've done it before... But you'll be suffering from the consequences of staying up all night then, and it ain't worth it. Trust me.) So THIS, does not happen often. Which is probably why I enjoyed it so much. 😊

But Freyster is in Zinkgruvan with grandma and Lasse having a blast. 

So we had no problems staying up all night playing videogames haha 🤗

Went to bed around 9 in the morning 🤷🏻‍♀️

Woke up around noon-ish. But I've fallen back asleep a few times. 

Well, were gonna meet up with Johann and Åke later, have some coffee and shit. Then work our way over to Taco Bar, have a Chipotle salad and frozen margaritas and then it's movie time! John Wick 3 🙌🏻

Welp, that's about it I guess

Road trip

Right, on Friday my brother needed a ride to Kumla, Cause the MC club had a beer party... So me and Josse drove him. Well, I mean....she drove. I just sat there feeling content and happy about being in this situation with her. Haha

Pretty lame.

But it's been a while since she and I just drove around on the country side. 🤷🏻‍♀️ So I was happy. We stopped at burger king and had milkshakes in the sunset lol

And then we went to Karlslund to watch the sunset too.

Can't really remember when we picked him up, but I suppose it was around 1am? Though we had to fucking wait a long time cause that idiot didn't have his phone on him so he didn't know we were waiting 😑

Plus we also had to drop off his friend in Mosås... Hadn't been there in sooo many years.

Welp, I had fun Friday night.
And that milkshake was really good 👌🏻