Haircuuuuuut

I don't know if y'all remember.... But if you know me and/or have been reading my blog for a long time... You might remember that I cut Frost's hair on our wedding day. In the last minute. And since I was somewhat stressed out (cause who the fuck wants to be late for their own god damn wedding?! Am I right?!)  . . . Yes I'm trying to justify why I commited such a huge sin 🙄😑

But anyway, like I said.. I cut his hair. I had an idea, while he just wanted to shave all of it off. My idea won.

But..... I sliiiipped 😬😳 at the last second. Fucking it all up. He was . And fucking devastated and furious lol and ashamed and just dejected as fuck.
And all these feelings he had was mostly cause I refused to let him shave it all off. Cause I figured that we might be late if we do? So, I forced him to go to our wedding with a fucked up hairdo. 😫

And I swear, he's still upset about it to this day. Haha
We don't have any wedding photos at home, nor will he show them to anyone. He'll just crop himself out and show me and Freya to people 😅

And obviously, like any normal being, I felt horrible about it. I still do.

So, the other day... Frost wanted my help to shave it all off.

And yet again, I decided not to let him shave it off 😂

But hear me out... See, I wanted to cut his hair instead. Not shave it off. Plus I agreed that he can shave it all off if I slip or make it ugly 🤷🏻‍♀️

And yay me~

I finally got to show him how I originally intended for his hair to be on our wedding. He looks so nice right now.

I made sure to cut it extra short on the top, since his hair grows like fucking bamboo. 😬😬😬 ( uhm ........Bamboo grows fast as fuck btw. 👈🏻  Like 35 inches per day sometimes...so.. yeah hence the parable🤷🏻‍♀️)
Moving on: I managed to give him a very nice haircut. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Isn't he beautiful? 😍😍😍

Ok I don't really understand why I wrote half a novel about a simple haircut. I got carried away I guess. 🙃

I guess it's cause I have such a haaaaandsome husband that I subconsciously wanna brag or something? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ Hahaha 😄

Hahahaha omg talking about my dear sweet husband, y'all should have seen the girl behind the cash register at the store hitting on him 😂 It was epic!

 She was so brave though, and I kinda respected her guts to flirt with him in English and by the register too. I find it impressive when a woman dares to openly hit on a guy in a non slimy and nasty way, you know what I mean? She did it in a funny and respectful kinda way. The things she said was funny anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

But then after a while when he was about to pay, she held up something he was buying, questioning it I guess? So he said "well I don't have much choice. It's for my wife🤷🏻‍♀️" and she immediately chocked up and said "aaah... hahaha... weeeell this is awkward now hahaha oh wow" 😂😂😂😂
And then she apologized about it and they continued with their shit. Haha
I love how she took it. Seriously, if I was a single man I'd take the bait immediately if she was that funny about it.
She was pretty too.

A friend of mine asked me if I got jealous in that situation, and tbh... I didn't. I wasn't jealous at all.
And it's not because I trust him too much, it's more like I KNOW him. Like, I know he'd never cheat on me. So that's more about knowledge than blind trust right?

But anyway, yeah.. that girl was funny a hell, and the way she hit on him was funny and smooth AF. So how could I not respect her? 😁

I would however probably get annoyed if she kept on hitting on him and never stopped even after he said he was married. But probably not. It's more likely that I'd feel like that's his problem and I'm glad I don't have to deal with it hahahahah 😂😂😂 I'm such a caring and loving wife huh? 🤣

But really, the people close to me knows that there was this one weird lady that in my opinion got slightly obsessed with him. To the point that he couldn't handle it anymore almost. Like when I cut my hair and she saw it, and Frost said 'yeah doesn't she look good like this? I like it" and the very next day she cut her hair exactly like mine. She questioned him about how I was as a person, and then did a whole bunch of weird and morally questionable things. There are certain ways you just don't act. Except it seemed like she never got that memo.

 And she even said weird things to me about him as well. Though I never really took it as a bad thing. I wasn't offended or anything. But I also didn't realize just how bad she was really.

 I obviously found it strange that another woman wanted him to look like he was her husband when they were outside (?) Even though she claimed she didn't. She said she just looooved how people "assumed" that he was her husband 🙄🙄🙄 uuugh...

I think he cut her off pretty soon after that if I remember correctly.🤔 He couldn't handle her fucking shit. And I felt sorry for "forcing" him to hang out with her. When he told me that he didn't wanna have anything to do with her anymore, I knew she had probably taken it too far and he was serious, so I told him to just stop then. Just quit. Block her and ignore her. So he did.

But see, even then I wasn't jealous, I was annoyed at her being so psychotic pushing my man too far. But I wasn't jealous. I know my snuggletree. I know him better than anyone. 💕

But I really didn't like how she treated him. 😒
She was aware of how Frost was. She knew he was shy and anti social, yet she continuously tried to put him through awkward and weird shit publicly. Like trying to make him look like he was her husband and stuff, forcing him to be social outside with people he didn't know.
That shit was not cool.

And for that, I disliked her. Simple as that.

She could try to steal my man, but I knew she'd loose the battle lmao 😂😂😂😂

We both ended up blocking her though... Cause she wouldn't let it go 😑 She kept contacting me saying sorry and that "she just wanted to talk" 🙄
This was my bad... I let that person in. So for that I felt a little crappy about it haha


Wow... I ended up writing so much weird junk here.

Well I'm gonna go play Borderlands with Frost now.
Freyster is staying with mom and Lasse tonight. So Frost & I are gonna have an adult night haha
No idea what an adult night is, but we're having it 😂

My baby

Long time no see bruh... 😅

Well, as you may have noticed. I went somewhat AWOL... 🤷🏻‍♀️

But there's still some things that should be posted on here. Like my daughter's 5th birthday 🥳💕✨
We celebrated it on Tuesday with the fam, and she was so happy~

And then yesterday, Freya had her very first birthday party for friends. Needless to say, I was petrified.

Like, I can handle kids. I'm like a giant kid myself most of the time so.... That wasn't an issue.

What terrified me was the parents.
If you know me, you should know by now how awkward I can be. And weird. I mean, I'm charming yes. I know. But I still find it hard to relate to mom's at the daycare. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Cause they're so fancy, talking about brand shit and junk.... And that's really not my forte.

But luckily, there was only one parent that chose to stay, apart from my friend Sofi & Moa of course. They stayed with their kids obviously. Cause duh. We wanted to hang out too haha
And the other parent that stayed just so happened to be very similar to me. Lucky me indeed.

And the kids had a hoot. Freya had so much fun, and they got to play Mario Kart, ear cake (which I was told was fucking delicious 👌🏻) I kinda winged it... I always do. Haha So I was happy to hear that it was a success. 😏

In the end, I ended up drawing unicorns that they could color. That was a homerun as well. Woooh~

Should've done that from the get go really. Had I know that they'd like it so much I would've started the party with it lol

Well, I'm happy.

Shit went just the way I wanted it to. ✨👌🏻

A tiny update

Yooo....

I realized that I haven't made an update in a long time, so I figured I'd make a small one now.

So... Lots of stuff has happened.
For instance, within these past two weeks, my knee got dislocated three times. Three! Fucking insane.... Each time it happens, the looser it gets. So now I'm fully ready to accept the surgery. I'll do it. The recovery will take a loooong time... And the pain that comes with it will also be tremendous. But it'll be worth it. At least that's what I've been told 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ah, a few new earrings arrived as well. I'm really really pleased with them 😊

These ones, I only bought them cause Freya really loved them. She loves the moon and all the starts and planets (but especially the moon....she's always loved that) So she's very happy when I wear these haha

Last night Nathalie dropped by, she bought me some milk 🙏🏻😊 Muchly appreciated. We talked for a long time... It's been a rough time for her lately. So I think she needed a talk just as much as I did. Not that I'm very good for anything, but I hope I was of some help at the very least.

Freyster's been having a good time lately too. She's actually grown so much recently, and it's fun talking to her and discussing things. My weasel is a very smart little one haha

What she's looking forward to the most right now, is probably her birthday and going to Granny's summer house. 😊🖤


Well, that's the small update 🤷🏻‍♀️

Right now, me and Frost are laying on the couch watching Marco Polo. Yep yep... He's seem to wanna drag me to bed early tonight 🙄

We'll see how that goes lol

The weekend

Alrighty theeeen....

Here's some pics from when sofi and I went with the kids to hishave fun~ 

All in all, I've had a good time..

Today was a good daaaaaaay

 Sooo... Today's been a somewhat

 decent day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

Haha Nah but really, it's kinda been really nice~

A nice walk, lunch and TINY ADORABLE DUCKY BAAAAABIIIIIEEEESS 😍😍😍

Gaah so cute~ 🥰

I've been stuck reading my book for like four days straight now. And I can't stop haha it's actually really good. Who would've think that THIS book would be so fascinating? 🤷🏻‍♀️
And thaaaaat's what I'm doing the rest of the evening 📖

I mean, they called it short....

But I dunno if a 1777 chapters 

could be considered short? 🤔

Well, the chapters I guess might be somewhat short 🤔🤔 

But this shit is still long as fuuuuuck.

What if I get tired when I'm on like 

chapter 1003? 😲😳  Naaaw.... That  ain't possible 😚 it's too good.

Holy butthole

Oh my God.... Something incredible happened yesterday.

I mean, incredibly weird and uncomfortable for the person involved.... But oh so amazing. I mean it's an amazing thing to see. So awful and horrible yet hilarious...

I goofed around with Freya (I stole her lollipop) and said I hid it in Frost's pants... Haha Here's where the fun begins.
I shoved it in his pants and she was so angry with me. Frost stood there looking all violated and shocked and shit haha And I told him to just let Freya take it out cause she didn't believe me when I said that dad's shit out lollipops 😂 So she was so shocked and amazed when she saw the lollipop inside his pants ..

Here's the problem...



She got so excited.... So she grabbed it quickly without considering that it was in a confined space 🤷🏻‍♀️
And so she yanked it hard as fuck.......


With the stick pointing upwards 🥺🥺🥺 And then she pulled as hard as she could and Frost started screaming and was all like "oh my good OUCH STOOOOOP"!!

Turn out.... Freya flipped the lollipop upside down and shoved the stick up his ass 😬😐😐😐

Literally.up.his.Butthole. . . .  🥺

It didn't matter that he wore underwear underneath..... the stick  made a hole in them and... Yeah. It went right up.


Frost was in so much pain... And I felt so sorry for him but couldn't stop laughing 😂

Poor Frost got violated by a lollipop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He sat on the couch mumbling why the fuck I put that lollipop in his pants... he was so upset. 

I can't even...


I don't even know why I did it 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's like... I always respond, when someone's asking me where something is... I say "it's in my aaasssssss".

So... Yep.

I told Freya it's in his ass 😐

Aaaw balls

Aaaw man, I completely forgot to update my blog last week. That sucks....

I had a fuckton of pics too 😩 Balls.

Oh well, who the fuck cares really?

I mean, I've had a good week. Better yet, Freyster's had a good week. I seriously feel more complete when Freya has had a good time.

But anyway, like I said. It's been good for all parties involved.

If this slow head can remember, then tomorrow.... I'll try to upload some shit here 🤷🏻‍♀️

Buuuut I think most people already know how shitty my memory is haha
Personally I think it's part of my charm lol

But for now, I'll upload some pics from this weekend. It's been a really nice weekend ✨💙✨💙

Yep, this has been a really nice midsummer. Freya had so much fun~
And I loved seeing those warn dorky faces that I've missed 💙

This weekend has been full of fun, dancing, swimming, slushies, playing, bicycle riding, finding nintendo characters by different trees, chilling, eating good food and full of fucking love.

That's the most important part.
I like to fill my days with as much love as possible. 🤗

And today Freyster rose her bike to my brother's place, we celebrated his birthday (slightly late) but birthdays needs to be celebrated. He's a really important person in my life. In our life. Yep.

Anyhooo.... I gotta go wake up my man right now. He fell asleep next to me in the couch haha it's freakin' bedtime anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's Sunday Funday today. 😀

Sofi dropped by and took us out in adventures today haha 

I'm fucking exhausted now after almost 6 hours of playing haha From 12:00, till around 17:30ish? That's a looooong time of just playing and running around. 

So Freyster passed out on the couch next to me now, and I'm slowly drifting into a chill coma haha 🤗 

Sofi and Lykke was here last Friday too, but today was definitely a record in playing haha 😅

I'll post some pics later and shit... I haven't been posting things for a while yet again. I do this every now and then. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But I'm never quiet forever lol 

Good things in life

I've been having lots of Good things these days.
Apart from watching "Good Girls".

We've also been watching "Good Omens" (and finished it in two days 🤷🏻‍♀️) haha
Now THAT was amazing 🙌🏻✨

I reeeeeally liked that show 😀 Frost did too.

Yuuuuup.... Good show bro 🤷🏻‍♀️👌🏻
Plus, I've actually had a good day today. I have been waking up in excruciating pain lately...😒
And today, I tried it Frost's way.  And it might've worked. It might be cause I barely slept, but it could be because we tried it his way too.
Tomorrow morning we'll see for sure...



I hope y'all had a good day today too 😚

Roses

Frost gave me roses last week, and they're still looking oh so fiiiine~

I like those colors btw, like greenish pink 👌🏻✨

I guess it's kind of been an eventful week, and at the same time it hasn't?
Hard to say really 🤷🏻‍♀️

I did teach Wille and Freyster how to skate yesterday 🙋🏻‍♀️ that was fun.😎
And then we had to go back home partly cause it rained, but also cause I wanted to punch an old lady teeth in. 😬
... Do I look like a criminal?
Don't answer that.
But really, I'm out there with two little kids that are trying to learn how to skate, we're not bothering anyone... Josse's hiding from the rain under a roof... See, we were at a parking lot sort of, or more like a garage way? Behind out house. So yeah, it's wasn't OUR garage way I guess.
But this lady comes up to me in her shitty bitch ass car, saying it's private property and shit and that this little 4 tear old weasel ain't allowed to be there 🤬 And I tried sooo hard not to be a cunt. But I said I'll just call the housing association and ask if it's ok for the kids to be there once in a while since NO ONE'S EVER THERE. That's why I picked that place, since no one ever drives there and there's no people... It felt like the safest place.
And that woman responded, No you don't have to call cause I'm the vice president of the housing association 😑😑😑 Motherfucker..... I'll still call, and I'll still check up on the rules and shit.

Ah and the other day I ended up eating sushi for two.  I ordered sushi for me and my sister, but somehow that didn't happen and I ended up eating it alone. Frost hates sushi unfortunately 😒
(But this tempura roll was yuuuuumz)

Well, anyway.... I've been nodding on and off for a while now. Like, it's 1am now. So of course I'm tired... But I also have a massive migraine right now. And I've had it for hours and hours....I was hoping that it would've gone away by now, but noooo... Can't be THAT lucky now, can we?
Nope

I felt it coming along rather strong and fast earlier today... So I thought maybe it'd explode tomorrow. But it came today instead. So tomorrow it's just going to get worse. And I'm babysitting theeeeen..... Till fucking Sunday.....


Fucking yay.