Mama Jo

You know what this is?
This is an ugly cat thingy with bells and shit that'll ring in the wind ya know?

Ugly as fuck.

And as soon as my brother isn't looking, I'll toss that mutherfucking crap AWAY!
That's how nice I am.
Sometimes I'm just a simple cunt. Nothing more, nothing less..

And that shit is so ugly and annoying and it's also crap his lady gave him (he says she have him that cause she was being nice when they split up) but that's just something she gave him cause she was just too lazy to walk down to the trash bin herself and throw it the fuck away.