Sunday, December 23, 2012

Cougar town


Now that's actually quite a funny show. Not a very "deep" story or so but funny. Courtney Cox is a funny cougar.. hah.

I like this man. He's funneeeeh! lol

Wroom wroom


Well... Somehow, instead of snuggling in my warm bed.. I ended up in a car. With a bullterrier and a crazy little sister.
And the prodigy on the loudest volume. Heh...

Well. I was feeling rather awake and junk so this was fun I guess. I still ain't tired :D

ADVENTURES!

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Hohoooo


Mwahahaha!
Christmas spirit! ROAR! Fuck yeah I even decorated the bathroom. LOL

Jo today


Baaah... I'd say I look alright today.

So... I slept this morning! For like 4 hours! Or maybe even 5! Aaaah gosh that was so nice. Though I felt like a bag of crap when I work up -_-

Painful. My head had turned into a scull filled with lard or something haha

Well I'ma hop outside with Le PigBear now and then Josse and I will go to the mall. Last minute Christmas shopping for her lol I'm already done :D Me so clever!

Tea time!



I burnt my tongue... I feel a little goofy so I made a goofy pic :D
I'm drinking relaxing tea right now while watching Taken 2 with someone special. <3 Someone with a fucking hot booty... The sexiest man on earth. Yus I'm watching a movie with him. Sweet. Awesome movie night. I'd be even happier of I could go OM NOM NOM NOM on him instead though, but hey ho. I'm content with this I guess <3


Aaaaah this tea is supposed to make me relaxed but they movie makes me go AAAAAH!!! instead O_O car chases and angry men screaming in Albanian. Whooaaa... Stress levels are high now.

My friday

well, I went to town as I mentioned before and junk...
And then somehow I started feeling really shitty with cramps and junk so I ended up in bed for 4 hours. Which was actually quite nice... I mean being in bed. Not the cramp part haha

For the first time since I got home, it felt cosy in bed. And the pillow that I was hugging felt really nice too. I managed to relax. I felt rather rested when I got up :)

And then I went home with Sofia and Alicia. Kept Sofia company while waiting for ol' grandma to come pick Alicia up. And then I listened to Sofias love issues all evening. I can understand how she thinks and feels cause I would probably feel the same if my man acted like that.

Actually, I'd probably be heartbroken cause for some reason I'm really emotional when it comes to Frost. It's new to me, being this way.. but I think I handle it alright. It quite nice compared to being the Ice Queen I used to be :D

People even say I seem "friendlier" now.


But seriously... I've always been friendly. I have. I'm friendly and talkative. Normally. I can't help the way i look :/ Today was a perfect example of that. Sofia, she must be oozing of pheromones or something cause men just starts flirting with her and they don't even know her. And me, I scare people away. So while the man tried to hit on her he kept on turning my way and look scared. O_o yeah yeah fine, I looked like crap but not ugly enough to make someone shit their pants.

But, to be honest... I kinda like it this way. I don't want people to talk to me.

Like yesterday... there was this black dude following me and Lei Lei. I didn't pay much attention to it until he stopped and asked me what my dogs name was. I answered. And then he asked me about my name... being all alone in the night I didn't wanna be rude and piss him off (you never know what can happen) so I simply said 'Jo.' And then he waited... obviously for me to ask him back what his name was. But since I never asked and kept on walking away, he stopped me again and told me his name.

I tried so hard not to look like I just stepped in dogshit or something so I said 'aha.. I see.' and kept on walking. He then kept on talking about Lei Lei and asking junk and tried to start a conversation with me, so I suddenly did I quick left turn and sneaked in on someones yard and went around the house and in the through the back door to my building. When I'm out walking like that, I think headphones is a obvious sign that someone does NOT want to listen to anything else than what's in those earbuds.
It surprised me that he dared to talk to me though, cause mostly people tend to avoid me since I seem to look a lil' grumpy or mean (?) when I'm thinking hard about something or concentrate. I dunno..... or maybe I just look retarded and people think it's contagious? And Sofia just attracts men all the time. She laughs about it though, but I'd find it pretty fucking uncomfortable to be in that position. If I had to choose, I'd choose being the grumpy looking Jo. lol She's used to it I guess... But see, I even find it uncomfortable when I'm with her and men hit on her. Even then it's awkward cause you KNOW they'll turn to you as well and try to be nice so I wont feel left out. (Hitting on a girl you gotta make her friends like you. Unwritten rule)  lol So next time I'll just say 'ignore me please, and keep on flirting instead. i like it better this way' So I can be left alone :D  yay.

And something else I find uncomfortable and down right pisses me off is when old drunk men think they can act and do whatever they want. And scaring my dog when I'm walking all alone when it's 1am is NOT a clever thing to do. That happened just now... Lei Lei went into attack mode, I tried pulling her back... but then I got pissed off again cause the men were laughing and being real dickholes. So I just said 'Fucking assholes' And let her go  :D ehehe~

Whoooaaaa... you should've seen how the flew up in the air and moved like 10 feet away within a second lol

I'm a polite person. My momma rasied me that way. Hence, I always answer when someone talks to me even when I don't want to. (Unless that person is asking something retarded or being a dick) and I always say Hello if someone greets me, and thank you or No thank you. As well as smiling to people so I wont seem scary. But sometimes.... I hate being polite. Sometimes I'm just a douche. And that's fine.

IT'S NOT NORMAL FOR A PERSON TO STOP YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AND TALK A FUCKING HOLE IN YOUR HEAD.

Just sayin'... ah. Todays rant has been done.

Friday, December 21, 2012

What the hell

No zombies, no burning sun rain, no meteorites attacking earth, no earth quakes nor electricity failures. No tsunamis or storms...

No weird animal attacks or ghost or shit...

This is like the most boring last day on earth EVER.


Good thing I never gave Lei Lei that cyanide. lol our last meal together ehehe...

I'M JOKING YOU DICKWADS. In case my sarcasm can't be understood. I'm not insane. (Depends on how you look at it really... But I have no documented disorders..)

But seriously, imagine all those who did believe the world was gonna end today. All the money they spent on SHIT and guns and junk, built crappy inventive houses and balls that they could survive in when judgement day would come. That sucks.

I read about one man.. He spent his entire fortune on this day. Every single dime. So.. What now? He quit his job and shit... Sucks to be you aye?

Well I for one, think I'll talk to my lovely boyfriend later, wrap some Christmas presents, walk Lei Lei and possibly order that stupid pizza (I got money in KRONOR AND PENNIES) fuckton of it lol

I know I need to eat. But I don't want to. And I'm too tired to cook. Actually I can't cook, I need to buy groceries for that and I am NOT ENTERING THAT STORE TODAY. Omg. It's like people everywhere. Gaaah... An hour long cue for buying the smallest thing? NO.

And when my tummy goes ow ow I ain't moving. Nope. Never. Lalalala..
I really do need to buy groceries though so I can eat normal stuff. But... The men in this household has left no room for my stuff in the fridge or freezer. I'm about to eat all their stuff as punishment and then blame it on them for not giving me room to buy my own stuff yus.

I think it's a pretty good idea.

Other than that... I do have my "in case a zombie apocalypse happens there's a shitload of canned soup on a shelf in the cabinet which I can love in for months" plan. It's a good plan. Cause you can eat the soup OR throw the cans at zombies. The choice is yours.

Just a random pic. Frost took it :)

I've been in the shower for a LONG time now. My stomach hurts so fn bad.... I'm in bed now trying to relax and considering using lei lei as a heating pad lol but the shower was nice :)

Well, yet again I only slept like 2 hours last night. Yay. But it's better than not sleeping at all really. I did however have a very nice night with Frost <3

Ooooh I've been in town today as well, with Ida :D I think we're getting old,cause I just wanted to escape all the people and crowds and go sit down and cuddle a blanket haha I did however buy the last Christmas present. Good job me!

I'm gonna snuggle my pillow now (in a non creepy way) and see if I feel better. And maybe drink some green tea in a while.

Otherwise I'll fucking just stop eating completely! ROAR!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Temporary


I found some temporary snuggles.

Doris was more than willing to give them to me. Haha

She'll do for now. She smells bad though.



I miss the smell of snuggletree...
it smelt like 'home'. <3

Mmmmm

Rice grain porridge with cinnamon and milk. CHRIIIIISTMAS SPIRIIIIIT!!! :D

Nom nom... My dinner for the evening.