I guess this would be an embarrassing thing to show people but I don't really give a fuck. *haaah*
I don't have much of a mustache I guess...I mean, hair, I've got it.
Lets face it. EVERYONE has those little whiskers. They may not always be seen but they're there. And anyone who say 'oh why I don't have hair there?' Is lying. Obviously. Thin or thick, bright or dark, we all have them. Invisible or not. And I understand that its embarrassing to be open about it I guess. Hey I'm embarrassed of mine :) if that helps. (it doesn't does it?)
And I happen to have some friends that have "troubles" with their mustaches as well... So I thought I'd try something. And if it went well, I'd tell them about it. And here's the glory part:
See, facial hair on women comes and goes. (FACT) When hormone levels rises the facial hair can change. Get darker, or thicker or spread. Shit happens. And after a while it can disappear. If you're unlucky it might be there to stay. Sucks, I know Mm?
So, I've had hair that I know people could see. I mean, I saw it. So obviously others could. But then it disappeared for a while. I still think the cause of that was steroids that I was on at that time. But anyway.
Since women are extremely sensitive about this particular subject, I decided to be loud about it so other ladies can snoop about this and not having to ASK about these things in stores and whatnot. YaY for Jo.
Moving on.
Olay hair removal cream.
I bought it.
It's a gift for a friend of mine but in that bag I got one kit for free (YaY me) so I thought, why not try it? Most of my hair can't be seen unless your'e all up in my face checking my pores out, but seriously... Who does that? I don't like that. Don't EVER do that.
So like I said, I tried it.
And motherfucking WOW it works. Not a single hair was left. Everything is so smooth and clean. And it only took me 7 minutes or so. This is perfect! Ya know, I'm well aware that I might get hairy when I'm pregnant and after giving birth or because of stress and worries and whatnot (there's so many reasons for hormone levels to go up) so knowing this shit work is freakin' nice. It's a comfort. A hero in cream shape. lol
I gotta admit that I was a bit "scared" to try it at first. I mean, what if my face goes BOOM and my skin melts or rashes everywhere, or Hiroshima ON MY FACE ya know?
But in the end I thought why not? If shit happens (which it occasionally does) I could always sue the shit out of the company that made this product and become a millionaire and not give a flying fuck about bad skin, cause hey I'M A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE.
But I just wiped that cream off and everything was done. No red skin, no sore skin either. Just clean skin. No lawsuit either ahaha ( I AM joking btw. Lawsuits are not for fun)
Ah but this hair removal cream..I really like it... So. My thought is.... Where else can I put that cream? Ahaha...
To be continued.
(And yes, that IS a bruise on my chest. I was bitten by a giant cockroach. Haha jk there's was a tree that bit me. True story.)
. . Trees don't bite..
ReplyDelete@ Frost: Yes they do! @ Jo: Crotches bite too when the hair starts to grow back. True story.
ReplyDeleteIt actually took me a couple of minutes to get the whole "the tree bit me" thing. I was staring at he screen like: O.o for about 5 minutes, then I went: OOOOOHHH! I get it! I'm smartz :D
ReplyDeleteFrost is tha Pancake tree! I FIGURED IT OUT.
So smartz I am. :3