Oh ANd Frost shouldn't read this either. DON'T READ IT YOU TURD. I know you want to but no. Your'e not supposed to know junk like this about your girlfriend YET. Uh huh.
FUCK. Aaah Don't ask me why.... But I accidentally pinched myself in the vagina. And I screamed out loud like a crazy person. Oh.My.God. It hurt. It still hurts... Sensitive area ya know? Gosh... I wanna lay down and die... for reals.
I hate having my period. These new things, I'm not used to it. It's like a fucking safari trying to understand shit and to place it right..... Oh god. Sometimes I hate my life.
This is on the other hand probably the best invention for a woman. Ever! I'm simply not used to it yet.
But seriously, I'll write about it now cause I have a shitload of female readers. And I was asked to write about this and so I will. Not that I'm a pro about it but whatever. You can google it.
The men can just look at porn for now while I write this ok? Haha
I've just started using a LadyCup. What a gay gay name... (so gay that I'm making a condecending face while saying it out loud) But a very awesome invention. Been around for ages and still, most women know nothing about it. It's a rubber thingy you put in, instead of a tampon. You never have to use tampons again. This is fucking cheap to have! And safe, healthy and hygienic. And you only take it out after 8-12 hours. It's said that it won't leak at all if you put it in right, nor will you feel it. Fucking aye. No worries then. This is so fucking gross to write about YAY!
But I am rather tight so I'm having a wee bit of trouble placing it right. Haha Which is why I manage to go on strange fucking adventures in the bathroom... lol But seriously. It awesome. But I'm just not used to it I guess. I like not having to worry though. I don't have to worry about anything yay me!
My guess is that it just takes a longer time for women who are tight to get used to it. IT TAKES MOTHERFUCKING SKILL I TELL YOU.
I actually believe menstruation (and human genitalia in general) to be very sacred and I don't mind at all when people talk about it. It shouldn't be such a shameful topic. So I'm very glad that you're talking about it so openly. :) Also, I am glad you are talking about the cup. I have always been fearful about using one (fearing pinches and troubles sitting down), but since I'm "active" I think I won't have too much trouble. Thank you so much!
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