Monday, November 21, 2016

16 reason why I'm not rich or famous

16 (maybe not to fun) facts about Mama Jo:
You won't find anyone more honest than me. -_-

  • I'm probably the laziest person you'll ever know
  • My 3 biggest addictions are videogames, chocolate and opiates. (and Frost's ass)
  • I'm so mellow that it makes people wonder (and no it's not cause I'm high you dumbfuck)
  • My memory is so bad you'd think I have Alzheimer. 
  • I'm allergic to silver (it burns me)
  • I have the attention span of a goldfish
  • I am still ridiculously in love with Frost like I was when I first fell for him.
  •  I've been high for 2 years straight
  • I've been on a sickleave for 2 months now
  • I'm very good at talking. (in fact, the way I talk attracts people..... for better and for worse...)
  • Despite all my flaws, I still think it's hard to find someone more awesome than me.
  • If it was legal... I'd probably be a fulltime stoner.
  • I don't drink alcohol. (It's not carved in stone. I can drink if I want to)
  • I don't watch TV
  • I LOVE finding series to binge watch. 
  • I hate drama and confrontations so I tend to just hide behind Frost. 
  • There's no way in hell I'll ever run. I'd rather stay and fight a zombie horde than run... I hate running. #bigBoobsproblems
  • I haven't had any opiates in almost a week. :D (Withdrawals are over)
  • Someone once asked me if I had some mental problem cause it's not normal to never get angry and always be chill. (?)
  • The smartest person I know is my beeb.
  • I suck at math. Which is why this isn't 16 facts.
  • And lastly... this is what I'm listening to right now:

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