You know what?
Hot passionate wild intense sex. That's what's on my mind lately. I want it.. What's on your mind? Hmm? Do tell? I wanna hear.
Here's a good thing to do when you can't....always get what you want when you want it.
You watch the muppets. Not only am I laughing my arse off... But I am so not imagining things at all, like his touch or his eyes or voice. Nope. Yeah the Muppets are like TOTALLY working.
As long as you NEVER EVER EVER PRESS PAUSE. Don't ever press it. EVER!!
Just sayin' . . .
This should keep everyone's mind of sex hmm?
How kind of me to help the world. And make a difference you know? Mmm, Ya'll just love and adore me right?