Leeeeaaaaveeeee me alone!
God damn pigeons sitting outside my window koooooing with each other. The whole fucking night. it's been like this every night. THEY'RE SO LOUD!
They're making me paranoid.
HOW CAN THEY HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY TO EACH OTHER?!
Is it THAT hard to shut the fuck up and SLEEP?!
Why don't you sleep?!
What is wrong with yoooooooooou!? aaaaaaaw *cries*
They're aliens. I know it. Alien birdies. And they're here to make me paranoid and to annoy me. I KNEW IT. It's so obvious. You're stalking me you wankers. Since apparently I'm the only one who seems bothered by them..... O__O
Am I seriously the only one who can hear them?
I can never sleep because of those stupid pigeons. They go koooo kooooo kooooo kooo tweet tweet tweeeeeeet kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrororororororororororororororro all night long.
Just shut up and sleep. DUMFUCKS.