Leeeeaaaaveeeee me alone!
God damn pigeons sitting outside my window koooooing with each other. The whole fucking night. it's been like this every night. THEY'RE SO LOUD!
They're making me paranoid.
HOW CAN THEY HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY TO EACH OTHER?!
Is it THAT hard to shut the fuck up and SLEEP?!
Why don't you sleep?!
What is wrong with yoooooooooou!? aaaaaaaw *cries*
They're aliens. I know it. Alien birdies. And they're here to make me paranoid and to annoy me. I KNEW IT. It's so obvious. You're stalking me you wankers. Since apparently I'm the only one who seems bothered by them..... O__O
Am I seriously the only one who can hear them?
I can never sleep because of those stupid pigeons. They go koooo kooooo kooooo kooo tweet tweet tweeeeeeet kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrororororororororororororororro all night long.
GAH DIE!
Just shut up and sleep. DUMFUCKS.
Here's the trick to get rid of pigeons...feed them un cooked rice. Just toss some rice around the areas where they hang out. In a day or so they will leave. Is rice bad for them? Si. Will one or two die? Si. Lol but it works...I've done it before. Lawl. Am I a bad bad man for doing so? Maybe.
ReplyDeleteThey are my messengers! They are saying I LOVE YOU from me! But they are on my time you know. I...haven't worked out the kinks yet. They have minds of their own still. Damn it.
ReplyDeleteXDDDDDDDDDDDDD aaaawww. I love pigeons!!!! *-* They're adorable. But yes, all the birds get annoying when they open their mouths .___.
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